Hell YEA HELL YEA , God do I love Gravity Falls.
how the hell do i talk to people
Stand in front of them and press A
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I read an anecdote from someone whose African Grey didn’t particularly get along with her Amazon parrot, Paco. One night she was preparing cornish hens for dinner, while the grey hung out with her in the kitchen. He got a closer look at one of the hens, looked his mama dead in the eyes and asked, “Paco?” Then he laughed.
that is one sadistic bird
what if your phobias are based off how you died in a past life
gigidowns | courtenaybird:
The Get More Out of Google Infographic Summarizes Online Research Tricks for Students
I consistently forget these tricks. Now I have a visual. Thanks, Internet.
I wish I’d known this in undergrad.
Sending this to my coworkers on Monday.
BITCH I WILL FUCKING CUT YOU
YOU’VE ANGERED THE WRONG FANDOM
You’re going down punk, just you FUCKNG WAIT!! You will learn that this fandom is far worse than you will ever want to know. We may seem soft and shy, but we’re just being NICE! We can be cold, cruel, mean, and make you suffer and wish you had never said what you said. We can send you into the farthest most empty reaches of the galaxy, summon demons to our disposal to make you suffer, and make you feel the feelings that we experience, and don’t fucking think for a single goddamn second that’s easy! The amount of emotions that would boil inside of you would literally kill you. So keep your motherfucking distance and we won’t hurt you, so stay the hell back, asshole. If you so much as insult us one more time, we will bring firey hell upon you and bitch slap you into oblivion. Your move, dildo.
We know how to kill a human and hide the evidence. Your body will never be found, and that is a promise.
You do realize a majority of the fandom are 20 somethings right? or at least in college. We can find you, kill you, and make it look like you killed yourself. Don’t try us :)
We can exorcise a demon from you faster than Dean and Sam, believe me you need it.
We can toss you into a supernova, never to be seen again, or banish you to the end of the universe where you would explode to create a new one.
We can murder you and destroy all evidence of you ever existing.
me: hell yeah i love talking to my best friend
person: what do you guys talk about
Putting on makeup is such a spiritual experience I watch myself go from a 3 to a 9 right in front of my mirror I love it
no, if you are putting on makeup, I don’t care who you are or what you look like, you go from about a 10 to 1
keep talking shit you gonna go from a basic ass 2 to a 6-feet-under
HEY YOU!!! REMINDER THAT
- SOMEONE OUT THERE THINKS OF YOU WITH ALL THE LOVE IN THE WORLD
- THERE ARE PLENTY OF THINGS YOU ARE GOOD AT EVEN IF IT’S JUST TYING KNOTS OR MAKING PAPER AIRPLANES
- YOU’RE STILL ALIVE AND THAT’S SOMETHING TO BE PROUD OF
- THERE ARE A MILLION FUTURES AND THEY CAN ALL BE YOURS
- SOMEONE MOST LIKELY LOOKS UP TO YOU A WHOLE LOT
- YOU ARE MORE THAN A GRADE
- YOU HAVE A VOICE
- YOU HAVE A VOICE
stand up for yourself because you are fantastic and deserve only the best!!!
(Source: destinedchildren, via markihigher)
So you understand that little white girls seeing only thin white girl’s being showcased, praised and adored, can fuck them up. But you don’t get why Black and Brown kids seeing white faces constantly is a problem. Okay.